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Greg Lawrence
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Greg Lawrence
Weiss is registered as a distillery with the State of South Dakota
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andrew
Dave Weiss started an acapella group that consisted of Dave Weiss, a gallon of scotch, and a galleon of sailors.
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Greg Lawrence
Dave once asked for a nickel every time he heard that. After collecting over 10,000 of them, he went to the residence of Brentley Masteren and politely rang the doorbell. Mr. Masteren opened the door and Dave said, “Sir, you may not remember me, but 21 years ago you said to my youthful ears, ‘If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.’ Well, it stuck with me.” Before he could respond, Dave stuffed all the nickels into Mr. Masteren’s pants, knocked him over the head, and threw the heavily weighted body into Lake Michigan. Now, whenever someone says that in Dave’s presence, he laughs uproariously, puts the speaker in a headlock, buys the man a shot of whiskey and proposes a toast to ‘Mr. Masteren – Nickels and All!’
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Greg Lawrence
Weiss SAT challenge:
Come up with SAT-type questions in the Weiss-style of viral infection.Question 1. Dave Weiss can smell _____ from 5 miles away. Is it:
a. Fear
b. Whiskey slowing breathing on a walnut desk
c. Wilford Brimley’s moustache
d. All of the above, simultaneously
