The Vikings trainers have approved Dave for action next week pending league approval of his new robopants. The tight end debuted these pants last week in warm-ups against the Panthers only to be sidelined by a case of neckbeard burn in a collision with fullback, Jim Kleinsasser.
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Weiss won Brett Farve in a high stakes Mississippian alligator talent show/pageant/luchador outing complete with air boats and flambouyant masks.
El Senor Seuter de Lana Maginfico – sponsored by Bushmills took all honors
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Dave Weiss is literally the reason the Minnesota Gophers beat the Fightin’ Illini earlier this evening. He covertly provided Lawrence Westbrook with eight shots of Five-Hour Energy cocktail, a dozen Adderall, and a swift kick in the basketball shorts.
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If Dave Weiss played football, he’d be wearing three pairs of pants. Also, he’d be similar to Tim Tebow…only with a giant handlebar moustache.
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Dave Weiss is a giant killer sperm whale hybrid in a woolen football pants. Lanolin. He’s John McCain’s first white whale across the aisle cabinet member: Moby Slick.
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Dave Weiss so patriotic that people often mistake him for Samuel Adams. It must be the football pants.
